Splash and Dash was another humid July 10K qualifying race. We’ve all run them, and will run more of them. Standing in line waiting to take our Brightroom picture, Esther said, “This was my 100thrace, finally I’m a runner.”
In the two and half years we’ve been together Esther has always said things like,” I’m not a runner you are,” or “If I can run a marathon anyone can.” Esther has the shape of the proud Puerto Rican woman she is, more J-Lo than Lolo Jones, but make no mistake she is a runner although she does not always believe it.
For those of you not sure whether or not you are a runner, check out the following list I put together. Do you see if you see anything familiar?
Do you have more running shoes than dress shoes?
Is half your wardrobe made up Dry-Fit clothes?
Do you have a 30-day supply of race t-shirts?
Do you plan vacations around destination races?
Have you taken your kids to Disney so you could run the Disney Marathon?
Does your running watch double as a dress watch?
Have you wanted to get in a quick run before the blizzard hits?
Do you have at least six pairs of retired running shoes in your closet?
Have you thought about giving your old running shoes and race t-shirts as wedding favors?
Have you used old race bibs as wallpaper?
Do you have at least one book by Hal Higdon or John Bingham?
Have you posted a picture of yourself and Bart Yasso or Dean Karnazes on your Facebook page?
Have you read Born to Run and ordered Pinole online and started thinking about signing up for an ultra marathon?
Have you posted the proof from the past weekend’s race as your Facebook profile?
Have you ever thought running 52 marathons in 52 weeks like Dana Casenave or Dane Rauschenberg is a cool idea?
Have you bought three or four pairs of the same running shoe in different colors to make it easier to rotate them?
Have you asked the manager at your local running store if they had a bridal registry?
Have you had the debate with other runners about treadmill running vs. outdoor running?
Have you gone on a run for a date?
Have you seen neighbors coming in from a night out as you were heading out for an early morning run?
Have you done the cold foot-to-foot hop while waiting for your Garmin watch to synch up?
Do you call you race medals Marathon Bling?
Do you get race withdrawal symptoms if you are not signed up for a race for two straight weekends?
Have you created a profile on Athlinks and looked to see if you could spot any of your “rivals” on race day?
Have you used Active.com or NYC Runs as your race calendar?
Is your idea of designer clothing Under Armour, Nike and New Balance?
Have you run a half marathon in the morning, showered quickly and headed into work?
Do you have so much running gear you had to buy an extra dresser just to to hold it?
Esther, I guess it’s up to me let you in on something. After 100 races, 9 marathons and 24 half marathons you are a runner, accept it. You’ve been a runner since 2006. It’s not about how fast you go, but that you get out and go. You have motivated countless people to go out for an easy after-work run or to sign up for a weekend race. Some of them even liked it so much they signed up for another one, this I know firsthand, because I am one of them.












